what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You can't just leave with hair like that
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to sanitize my soul.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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