whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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