i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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