Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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