question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
