i don't like sucking hair
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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