So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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