Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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