the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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