she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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