After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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