Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
