I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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