YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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