Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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