You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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