i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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