whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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