im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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