I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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