Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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