Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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