as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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