I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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