i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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