can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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