hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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