Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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