what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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