people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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