Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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