Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the condom got lost in my hair
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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