he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
there is glitter all over my balls
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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