it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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