I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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