I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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