I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Randomize
