We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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