laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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