whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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