So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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