She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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