I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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