if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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