I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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