Dual....:-)
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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