I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Who died my cat blue again?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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