It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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