actually, I'm a sock model
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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