Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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