She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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